ha talk about hot messes.

I'll make a numbered list of the maaany time's i made a fool of myself in public.

1. We had a musical for "school house rock" in middle school and at the end we all fell and the lights went out. Well it was opening day for the show and at the end of thelast song, everyone fell. But me. My director was ready to murder me.

2. In 7th grade i had these really pretty dark brown khakis that i was rocking. I stood up in science and they ripped strait down the crotch. I had someone go get my lunch for me.

3. When i had my first boyfriend we went out to eat at some chain resturaunt at the mall. I stood up to go to the bathroom and knocked his whole plate of food off of our table.

4. I spilled an entire can of paint on a new carpet.

5. I've broken, 3 ipods, 4 phones, and 1 camera. That adds up to like $1000 worth or electronics.

6. Have you fallen out of a desk 4 times in one Algebra class? I have haha.

7. In one day I lost my ear phones, tripped up the stairs at school, accidentally hit this hot guy on my bus, came home and complained all day and then fell down the stairs. I can get a video of my mom recounting the little episode.

8. I was putting makeup on my best friend and I went to put on the mascara and i miss and smeared it all over her face. It took three people to wash it al off.

9. At a party I was sitting on the sofa waiting for my friends to come back with sodas and I decided to go find them. When I stood up i turned around and smacked into them spilling the coke all over the three of them, my self, and some innocent bystanders.

10. Possibly one of the most embarassing moments of my life. Nobody really understands how bad this is until it happens to you. You burp into someone's mouth while you're kissing. I's basically was mortifying, I was about to cry haha.

11. I was at a local theme park, (Dorney Park) and we were changing from our choral preformance dressy attire into our clothes for the rest of the day. I was walking out of the bathrrom and wasn't looking where I was going. I fell forward over a bench and landed in a pile of mulch and flowers. When I stood up, My shirt was torn.

12. I play varsity softball for my school and we have practice everydy after school, the team was in the back gym doing stretches and warping up our arms. There are mats all over the floor for the wrestling team and we were goofing off doing flips and somersaults. I was doing a flip and I knocked my coach over onto the hardwood floor. I had to do 7 laps around the field.